Tips | Tidal Treasure-Hunting

Winter, particularly after a bit of wild weather, is a great time explore your nearest tideline. When the sea bed has been stirred up, all sorts of treasures are washed up for you to explore, from sea urchins and sea glass to garnets and even coconuts from far shores. Here’s how to make the most of a coastal winter treasure hunt.

Check tide times: The ideal time to visit is 2–3 hours before low tide. The lowest tides, when more of the beach is exposed, coincide with the new and full moon.

Be prepared: Wrap up warm and bring waterproofs. Carry zip-lock bags for your finds – and bacterial hand gel!

Be responsible: Collect natural things sparingly as they provide food and shelter for seashore creatures. There are restrictions on removing pebbles as these prevent coastal erosion.

Give something back: Pick up pieces of plastic on your visit.

Stay safe: Always check the weather forecast. Keep clear of cliffs. Don’t touch jellyfish, as they can sting even when dead.

Thes tidal treasure-hunting tips are taken from our feature, ‘Tidal Treasures’ by Vanessa Wright, in our January issue. Pick up a copy from shops or our online store to read more about exploring your nearest tideline this winter.

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Primer | Ocean Waves

Watching winter waves on a blustery beach is a surefire way to feel both calm and invigorated (and a little bit small in the universe). Let’s get to know them better. 

Whether we’re jumping over them, trouser legs rolled up, or scuttling away from them up the beach, we all love a wave. If you’ve ever found yourself saying something like “Goodness! That’s a big splashy one!” and would like to sound like more of a Wave Afficionado, however, here are a few scientific Wave Terms you can employ. There won’t be a vocab test but they are rather fun.

Crest The high point of a wave

Trough The low point of a wave

Height The distance between crest and trough

Amplitude The distance from either the crest or the trough to the still water line

Attenuation A reduction in amplitude

Frequency The number of waves occurring at a single point in a given period of time

Period The time between swell crests

Fetch How far the wave has travelled

Swash The movement of a wave up the beach

Backwash The movement of a wave down the beach

Shoaling The change in wave height as the wave moves up the beach

If this has inspired you to take more coastal winter walks, you might like to read our feature, ‘A Shore Thing’ in our February issue, which is in shops now.

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Outing | Quirky Cinemas

Cinemas from every corner of Britain, who make movie night a little more quirky

A Sunday afternoon film is a wonderful, escapist way to spend a few hours, but what if the cinema was an escape from reality in itself? All over the country there are film fans making the cinema experience a little smaller, a bit quirkier and a lot more special - you just have to know where to find them. 

Slindon Cinema, West Sussex 

A 1930s cinema hall on the edge of the National Trust Slindon Estate, showing a classic film each month, with everything done on traditional 35mm film. It’s one of the very last cinemas in the world to show nothing but celluloid - no digital to be seen. 

The Horse Hospital, Bloomsbury, London

The only remaining example of a two-storey stable the public are able to access in London. And its showings are as unique as the building itself. The Horse Hospital bills itself as “championing the outsider, the unfashionable, the other.” Whatever you see there, you can guarantee it will be a little different. 

Showroom Cinema, Sheffield

Located in a former 1930s showroom, this is now a workspace, cafe… and a cinema. Take your laptop, grab a bite to eat, then slip into the screens for a film when your working day is done. 

Sol Cinema, catch them everywhere

Lots of indie cinemas claim to be the smallest in the world. This one reckons it’s the smallest in the solar system! Sol is a cinema in a caravan that runs off solar energy and shows short films in a space seating eight adults. They even roll out their own mini red carpet.

Cell B, Blaenau Ffestiniog, Gwynedd 

Ever fallen asleep in the cinema? Cell B Cinema has its own rooms so you can catch a film and then roll straight into a comfy bunk. One of the rooms is in an old prison cell beneath the building; ideal if you wanted to watch a cops and robbers style movie and then sleep it off in the cells. 

The Swallow Theatre, Whithorn, Dumfries and Galloway

This modest ‘theatre’ is actually a converted cowshed, but it’s such a joy to find, hidden away on the Machars peninsula. It shows theatre, film and other performing arts. Don’t forget to look in on the swallows who used to nest in the ceiling and interrupt performances and have now been gently moved to the passageway on the approach to The Swallows. 

The Small Space, Barry, Vale of Glamorgan

The UK’s smallest commercial cinema, with just 16 seats, The Small Space is definitely small but big on glamorous Victorian atmosphere. Each film starts at 7.30pm sharp and includes an interval so you can refresh your drinks halfway through. Very civilised. 

La Charette, Gower, Glamorgan

The third of our quirky cinemas in Wales, this gorgeous little theatre on land belonging to the Gower Heritage Centre (worth a visit in itself) claims to be the smallest cinema in Wales. The building is a converted train carriage and began life as a cinema in a back garden in Gorseinon. Before closing there, it attracted the attention of Mark Kermode and hosted the world premiere of the film Alien Love Triangle, attended by none other than Kenneth Branagh! It was relocated to the Gower when it became too expensive to keep up but has since been lovingly restored. It has its own red carpet and seats 20 people. Just turn up with your friends and your own DVD or USB stick and watch whatever you please. 

Kinema in the Woods, Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire

Kinema began life as a sports pavilion in the grounds of a hotel, which sadly burned to the ground. After the ruins of the hotel were bought privately by a couple in 1922, the pavilion was restored and turned into a small cinema. The roof is too low for an image to be projected from the back of the cinema so films are projected from behind the screen onto a mirror to flip the image onto the back of the screen. Kinema is thought to be the only full-time cinema in the UK to use ‘rear projection’. Fascinating filmy stuff!

Tom Thumb Theatre, Margate, Kent

A former coach house, and renovated with Alpine and Japanese style, this theatre’s style is as diverse as its programme - a mixture of theatre, film, music and comedy. All in a beautiful location set just back from the sea.

If you’ve been inspired to visit a quirky cinema, and fancy making a weekend of it, we’d also recommend a stay at 36 And The Roxy, a holiday home in Axebridge, Somerset, which comes with its own cinema. 

36 and The Roxy. Turn to page 114 of the February issue to read about the weekend Lottie Storey spent there for our Weekend Away pages. 

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Visit | Honesty Boxes Worth Taking a Detour for

In the spirit of the season of goodwill, we’re appreciating the honest and simple joy of finding a good honesty box. Here are a few that are worth going out of your way for. And some of them really are out of the way.

The Scallop Shack, Isle of Lewes

Located on the Miavaig Pier, pop by and pick up a tub of scallops (or mussels, oysters and more) stocked in the fridge. If no one is about you can just leave your money. If you get lucky and they are about they’ll give you some excellent advice on cooking all their treats from the sea. 

Chilly Cow honesty Box, Ruthin, Denbighshire

Get your ice cream with a dose of honesty. The Honesty Box replaced a normal shop when Covid began in 2020, allowing shoppers to buy Chilly Cow ice creams without contact with others. The shop also sells other local products including honey, james and chutneys. You can pay with old-fashioned cash or download the app and scan the QR codes to pay using PayPal. 

The Cake Fridge, Shetland

Shetland is overrun with amazing honesty boxes and honesty shops. There are so many honesty bakeries, there’s some disagreement over who opened the original cake fridge! But you could do worse than drop into The Cake Fridge on the Voe to Aith road close to the Burn of Lunklet waterfall for a Muckle Custard Cream. 

Eynsford Rescue Hens Honesty Box, Kent

Fresh eggs from good, honest rescued hens and all the proceeds going back into this not-for-profit. Happier hens, fresh eggs for you and a good dose of feelgood honesty. Everyone’s a winner!

The MustHeb Shed, Isle of Harris

Head to the roadside Mustard Shack on Harris for amazing sustainable, small-batch Hebridean mustards. If you must buy online you can (https://www.hebrideanmustard.com/shop_) but we think that spoils the fun!

The Happy Bookswap, Kidderminster

Dubbed ‘the happiest honesty box in the Midlands’ this honesty shop packed with books and sometimes plants, veggies and more is just a lovely place to honesty browse. Find it in Wilden between Kidderminster and Stourport. 

Donnie’s Tablet Shed, Isle of Skye

It’s a fabulous drive with fabulous views to buy Donnie’s bags and bars of tablet on Skye. Even Donnie’s directions are endearing. “The shed is right at the end of the road in Geary, beside the turning circle and next to the animal refuge croft. Look out for the purple honesty box wee shed at the gate and all the ducks, goats, hens, geese, llamas and Highland Cows in the neighbouring croft.” Again, you can buy online (https://lochleventabletcompany.co.uk/) but then you’d miss out on the llamas and Highland cows!

The Honesty Box, Hebden Bridge, West Yorks

This box is more of a cafe. Located up a cobbled lane on a farm, halfway between Mytholmroyd and Hebden Bridge in the Calder Valley, you can turn up, put the kettle on, make yourself a hot drink and take a cake or ice cream and leave your money. There are seats inside the shed and a little bench outside. 

If you’re charmed by the idea of honesty boxes and would like to ponder further upon them, turn to page 18 of the December issue, where Lucy Brazier discusses them. 

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Outing | Nights at the Museum

Ever fancied getting ‘accidentally’ locked in the museum after hours? Now could be your chance

A sleepover is always exciting, but the idea of camping out underneath dinosaur bones, or among dusty artefacts thousands of years old, is the stuff nights away dreams are made of. The good news is that lots of the UK’s museums are encouraging us to do just that. The even <better> news is that this isn’t just for kids; adults are more than welcome st many of them, too. Dust off your sleeping bag and torch - the museums are waiting for you…

Dino Snores, The Natural History Museum, London

Dino Snores, in which you set up camp in one of NHM’s iconic galleries for the night and take part in a raft of activities, before settling down to sleep at midnight, is probably the most famous of the museum sleepovers. The one snag is that you have to source a child to take with you in order to attend. But breakfast is included and it sounds amazing. What price, getting to sleep under a blue whale. Plus, there are occasional Dino Snores for Grown Ups events, too - no kids required!

nhm.ac.uk/events/dino-snores-for-kids.html 

The Deep Group Sleepovers, Hull

If Blue Whale skeletons aren’t enough for you, fall into a (Deep) Sleep, with a stopover at Hull’s The Deep. Get a gang together and park your sleeping bags next to sharks, rays, turtles and more, drifting off to the sight of huge sea monsters, swooshing past your pillow. This one is kids only (though you could sneak in if you’re perhaps a Cub Scout leader or similar) but it’s also available - albeit at quite a price - for individual families of up to six people.  

thedeep.co.uk/deep-experiences/sleepovers 

British Museum Sleepovers

Snooze in good company, among kings and pharaohs, at a British Museum overnight stay. Again, you will need to borrow a child, but a few stories about cursed mummies and we don’t think they’ll give you any trouble, leaving you free to enjoy your evening and experience one of the world’s best museums after hours. 

britishmuseum.org/membership/sleepovers

Data After Dark, National Museum of Scotland, Edinburgh

Take the chance to explore the museum without having to politely wait for the kids to step aside from the buttons and give you a turn. Not quite a sleepover, but this event is open from 7pm to 10pm and lets the grown-ups get their hands on all kinds of fascinating exhibits, from virtual reality light sabre duels and Lego to items in the interactive gallery, including getting up close and personal with Dolly the Sheep. Ticket includes a drink from the Belfield Brewery and there’s plenty of fun for adults from DJs to food stands and photobooths. 

nms.ac.uk/exhibitions-events/events/national-museum-of-scotland/data-after-dark/

Kip on a Ship, HMS Belfast

Have hot chocolate from a real ‘mess mug’, learn semaphore and make your own flag pole aboard the HMS Belfast on the River Thames, before sleeping over on this historical ‘floating village’. Groups of children (and responsible adults) can stay for up to three nights. 

iwm.org.uk/kip

Themed sleepovers, The Novium Museum, Chichester

Learn about smugglers, space and much more with treasure hunts and hands-on activities by night at The Novium, Chichester’s Roman specialist museum and then settle down for sleep among the Roman Baths. 

thenovium.org/sleepover  

Soane Lates, Sir John Soane’s Museum, London

Another ‘lates’ event that’s a bit special and just for the grown-ups. Visit the atmospheric Sir John Soane museum (pictured above) after hours and see the exhibits by candlelight on 90 minute tours that run up 9.30pm. Soak up the atmosphere of the museum when no one else is around before heading out for dinner and drinks. 

soane.org/whats-on/soane-lates-spotlight-soane-april-2022 

Enjoy more unusual outings with our feature Sneak Peek in our May issue, in which we discover places where you can tour behind the scenes, from theatres and museums to hidden farms and secret gardens.

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How to | Trespass with Good Manners

Why reclaiming the countryside is as much about nurturing a relationship as it is about protest

Ninety years ago, the Kinder Scout Trespass saw 400 ramblers climb the Peak District’s highest point in protest for a greater public access. To tie in with that anniversary, activist, author and all-round countryside guru, Nick Hayes is campaigning to get more people out documenting their trespasses – his new book, The Trespasser’s Companion, serving as a call to action. “I’m putting my faith in the people,” he says. “I think there is power there.” 

There are, of course, important ways in which to be a better trespasser, not least political, “aggression is not good for our campaign,” he says. If you want to stage your own trespass, Nick recommends following the Scottish outdoor access code, where most land and waterways became open access in 2003. It’s also about respecting privacy. 

Confusingly, there’s currently “no distinction in the law between walking among 2,000 acres of deciduous woodland and someone’s urban back yard,” just one of the tensions underlining trespass legislation. Supporting the right to roam can be as simple as researching your local rights of way and making sure they’re not obstructed (visit whoownsengland.org, and slowways.org for routes that link towns and cities). Or using the draft letter on righttoroam.org.uk to write to your MP, or promoting the countryside code. 

To follow in Nick’s footsteps, plan your own, seeking deeper understanding by talking to the people who’ve lived on the land for years. “Ask about the legends and spirits that operate within it,” he suggests. “The stories you don’t find out from history books.” With his emphasis on close relationships to the land, it’s unsurprising that Nick also is infuriated by much-circulated pictures showing litter-strewn nature: not because he doesn’t think it’s an issue, rather he disagrees with it as a basis for limiting access. “It’s only by spending time in the countryside that we develop a connection with it,” he says, pointing to research showing the less litter there is, the less likely people will drop it. 

Rather than setting the wild swimmer against the fisherman, we all need to promote responsibility to the countryside – what better way than by encouraging greater access for all? “If we’re going to stop trashing the planet, we need a collective refalling in love with nature.” 

You can read the whole of our interview with Nick Hayes in our May issue, which is in shops now.

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How to | Plan a Good Walk

As with so many things in life, the key to a good walk is all in the planning and anticipation… and the pub

Spontaneity definitely has its place, but sometimes you just need a solid plan, and a spring walk is one of those times. Heading off into the great outdoors, breathing the cold air and the world opening up before you can fill us with a confidence like nothing else. But a fair idea of how far away the nearest fish pie and a pint and a clean toilet is can really improve the mood on a long walk. Here are a few steps to planning a good walk and putting the pedestrian fates in your favour. 

Start with a good map. 

An Ordnance Survey Explorer map is best, as it gives you the best scale for walking and enough detail to be able to see where you can cross private land, find a phone box and might need wellies to cross a stream. If you don’t have a paper map you can always plan online at https://explore.osmaps.com/en?l. 

Devise a circular walk or at least make sure there’s a bus back

Many planned walks you’ll find in books or online can leave you five miles from your start point with no hope of getting home, so plan your own but do your research. Circular walks (where the end is back at the start) are ideal, dropping you back home or to your car. But if you want to go out and not back, plan your walk to some public transport (and don’t forget to check timetables and make sure the buses run on Sundays and don’t stop at 4pm). 

Get the boring but important bits out of the way first

Are you walking at the coast? You might need to check tide times. How about crossing railway tracks or busy roads?  It might be an idea to check busiest times and ensure you’ll be able to cross safely. It’s also important to check the weather; not only will you need to be properly dressed and kitted out but the weather might also affect your route if high winds are predicted, for example, and you need to avoid areas that are high up or close to trees that might shed branches, perhaps. 

Plan the pub

Now for the fun part. Locate the pubs (look for a PH) on the map and then do some research. There’s nothing so disheartening as arriving at the pub in the rain, ready for a roaring fire and a large glass of red only to discover it’s closed for refurbishments. Call and check they’ll be open on the day and check out the menu as well so you know what you’re looking forward to. 

Plan in your snacks

While we’re on the subject of sustenance, pack plenty of water and check that there will be shops or pubs where you can refill along the way. And plan to pack up a few snacks, too, if it’s a long walk. Some cake or flapjack, wrapped in foil and a flask of tea or coffee will see you right when lunch feels a long way off.

Ditto your walking companions

Think carefully about whether your walk pals will be up to the route you’ve planned, will get on with each other and will appreciate the walk as a whole. If you choose to go alone, perhaps plan in a podcast to listen to along the way. 

Seek out an adventure

Find a ‘main event’ to plan your walk around. It might be a fabulous view, an ancient church to look round or a geographical feature you want to stop off at and explore. Try to plan the walk so that the ‘event’ is about a third of the way through. You don’t want to peak too soon but you also don’t want the walk to feel like the first third of The Lord of the Rings. 

Keep them guessing

Plan in a surprise, too. Your companions will thank you for something that lifts their spirits in the last part of the walk, and post pub. It could be something as silly as a great photo opportunity, or a good ice cream shop, or as impressive as a fine piece of architecture or a point of historical interest. If you’re struggling, a good tip is always an ice box with ice creams inside, stashed in the boot of your car when you get back to the start. 

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Primer | Street Artists

Do you know your Banksy from your Ben Eine? Get a quick street artist 101 here and feel a little more informed and a lot more ‘street’. Just don’t do any ‘yoof’ hand gestures, ok?

With Banksys selling for thousands and colourful murals cheering our town and city walls more than ever, there’s never been a better time to start becoming a bit more aware of what you’re looking at on your local walls and pavements. Street artists all over the country are using the great outdoors to bring joy, make statements and just make us stop and stare. Next time you’re thinking ‘that’s clever, I wonder who did that…’ you might find the answer here.

Banksy

The daddy of street art currently. Banksy’s art tends not to be fabulously beautiful but more political with a dose of humour. 

Look for: His trademark black and white stencil style with spots of colour. 

Find it in: Very public places (he doesn’t do railways sidings or out-of-the-way spots). He also always asks permission so if you want to know if it’s a Banksy, knock on the door of the building and ask!

Do say: “I think you’ll find latest belief is that Banksy is not in fact Robert del Naja of the band Massive Attack, but a whole art collective.” 

Don’t say: “I can’t believe he shredded that lovely picture. What a waste!”

Cornbread

Lesser known as Darryl McCray, this Philadelphia artist is considered to be the first modern graffiti writer. In that sense he’s really a tagger rather than an artist. 

Look for: His famous ‘Cornbread’ tag. It’s very simple and he’s all about the tag rather than visuals. 

Find it in: Philadelphia, naturally. Often on road signs. 

Do say: “Did you know Cornbread got his nickname in juvenile detention centre?”

Don’t say: “But it’s just his NAME! Where’s the art?”

Keith Haring

You’ll know Keith Haring even if you think you don’t; he’s the pop artist with the colourful faceless figures. Once part of the NYC subculture, now his art is all over galleries and calendars for us all to enjoy. 

Look for: His famous ‘continuous line’ - he was able to paint a whole picture without using several ‘strokes’ like most graffiti artists. If the piece is signed by him (and they often aren’t) the signature will be subtle and hard to spot. 

Find it in: New York City where there are still five murals. Or in galleries around the world. There was an exhibition at Tate Liverpool in 2019 so keep your eyes peeled for more. 

Do say: “You can really see Haring’s fascination with semiotics coming through in the text-like shape of his art, can’t you?”

Don’t say: “Did he forget to draw the faces on those guys?”

Annatomix

Birmingham street artist Annatomix is known for her geometric murals of birds and wildlife - as well as some humans, including a mural of David Bowie. 

Look for: Colourful, geometric animals - often mistaken for being origami. “ I can understand why people may see a relation to origami in my work, but my influence actually comes from geometry, low poly modelling, crystalline structures and architecture,” she says. 

Find it in: Birmingham and other places. Don’t miss the amazing birds mural in Wandsworth, south London. 

Do say: “It’s fascinating the way her style clearly nods to our future with nature - more robotic and less organic in many ways…”

Don’t say: “Ooh! Can you do a swan out of a napkin?”

Ben Eine

Londoner, Ben Eine is known for his colourful, often circus style, typographic art. One of his most famous pieces to date is his mural on the side of Shoreditch’s Village Underground, a tribute to the victims of the Grenfell Tower disaster that reads: “You saw it in the tears of those who survived.”

Look for: Huge, brightly coloured letters. 

Find it in: London - all over but particularly East London, though he’s now so famous he has his own shop where you can purchase your own Ben Eine in the form of a face mask if you wish.

Do say: “The words represent so much more than the mere letters they are made up of…”

Don’t say: “Well that’s confusing. It clearly says ‘Social Club’ here in large letters but in fact it’s just a garage. Am I in the wrong place?”

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Visit | Giant Statues

In our November issue, we explore some of the most awe-inspiring places around the UK (our own Seven Wonders of the World). One was the Kelpies, which you can read about below. And, if you’re inspired to visit more giant sculptures, we’ve put together a list of a few that are on our bucket list. 

On the unremarkable stretch of the M9 between Edinburgh and Glasgow, just close to junction 6 for Falkirk, there’s a sight to lift even the most dreich day. Two giant horse heads: The Kelpies. They’re named after Scottish mythology’s shapeshifting water beasts, but each sinew and twitch is based on two real Clydesdale horses, Duke and Baron. 30-metre tall gatekeepers to a Forth and Clyde Canal extension, they honour the hard-worked horses once used to pull barges. To really appreciate their magnificence, approach on foot, through Helix Park and crane your neck to acknowledge the wonder of their construction, all 27,000 steel pieces of it. Seven years after their completion, they’re firmly rooted in their landscape, a point of local pride. Guardians, as their sculptor Andy Scott describes them – hopefully for many years to come.

If you fancy seeing some awe-inspiringly big art, you might also like to visit one of the following...

The Angel of the North

We must kick of the list with the most famous large sculpture in Britain, Anthony Gormley’s Angel, which spreads its wings across a hill at Low Eighton, overlooking the A1 and A167 at 20 metres tall. The body is based on a cast of Gormley’s own body. 

Messenger

Located outside the Theatre Royal in Plymouth, Joseph Hillier’s 7m tall statue is based on a pose by one cast member, Nicola Kavanagh, about to run on stage during a production of Othello in 2014. It’s the largest sculpture made in the UK using the ‘lost wax’ method. 

Verity, Ilfracombe

Damien Hirst’s Verity stands (more than 20 metres tall) looking out over the Bristol Channel, at the entrance to Ilfracombe harbour. Verity is a pregnant woman, holding a sword and the scales of justice, standing on a pile of law books. It’s on loan to the town for 20 years.  

Horse of the South

Nic Fiddian-Green’s Horse of the South is a giant horse’s head that stands just by the A3 near the Esher bypass turn off, as a protest against urban sprawl in the area. He hopes one day to install a giant horse in the South Downs to rival Gormley’s Angel of the North. 

The Giant Spoon

You wouldn’t think a giant spoon would be hard to find, but this sculpture on the edge of a field in Cramlington, Northumberland, takes a bit of hunting down. The dessert spoon is 4.5m tall and was installed as part of the Eat for England campaign to encourage people to get out into the countryside. 

Irwell Valley Sculpture Trail

Winding from Bacup to Salford Quays, this is the largest sculpture trail in England, which includes 28 sculptures of all shapes and sizes, including a huge giant picture frame so you can be a work of art yourself. 

Terris Novalis

Created by Tony Cragg on what was once the site of the Stanhope and Tyne Railway Line at Consett, are a 19th-century theodolite and an engineer’s level, 20 times life size and created from stainless steel. They’re a nod to the area’s industrial history. 

Dream

This 20m tall head on the site of the old Sutton Manor Colliery in St Helen’s, Merseyside,  is coated in white Spanish dolomite, intended as a contrast to the coal that was once mined here. The woman has her eyes closed in peaceful meditation. 

Newton, After Blake

Fittingly perched outside the British Library, Edoardo Paolozzi’s bronze scultpure stands 3.7m high and is mounted on a high plinth, all the better to look out at all the readers and scholars coming and going from the library. 

Silvas Capitalis

A giant head made from larch is not what you’d <expect> to find in a forest, but this one, located alongside the Lakeside Way in Kielder, sort of looks at home. You can clamber inside it and up the stairs to the first floor to look out through its eyes and listen to the sounds of the forest through its ears. 

Read about the rest of our Seven Marvels of Britain in the November issue. And we’d love to hear about any of your own Marvels of Britain. Leave us a note in the comments below.

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Outings | Places to Seek out Cool

When the temperature rises, there are plenty of places to enjoy the cool

It’s lovely to see the sunshine out but if you’re in need of a little relief from it, seek out the shade, the cool and the dark. Cold places that you might wrap up in during winter (or simply avoid), in summer become welcome retreats to relish. Here are a few places to enjoy the cool on hot days.

Churches

If the heat gives you the urge to throw yourself down on the nearest cold stone floor, get thee to the nearest church where being prostate is less likely to be frowned upon. Churches and cathedrals with cloisters, crypts and catacombs will win you extra cool points. But, not only do they provide a refreshingly cool environment, churches can be a quiet and soothing place to sit and think, as well as an opportunity to appreciate some of the most beautiful art and architecture on public display. 

Caves

In the hot weather, it’s easy to understand why Bilbo Baggins was so reluctant to leave his hobbit hole. There’s a cave for every kind of troglodyte, whether you prefer your cavities natural or manmade, inland or on the seashore. Their temperatures of around 8 to 10C provide the necessity – nay giddy pleasure – of being able to pull on a pullover. Seek them out in the gardens of stately homes - a much cooler place to lounge than a chaise longue. 

High places

If you want to catch a breeze, head to the top of a hill or – even better – the top of a tall tower on a tall hill. It doesn’t need to mean a hike up a mountain though - just an area that is slightly higher than average. According to the Met Office, temperatures fall by around 5 to 10C for every 1000 metres you go up, making somewhere like the Cotswolds, for example, significantly cooler than the nearby Severn Valley.

Someone else’s air con

Precious objects and manuscripts require carefully controlled temperatures, so galleries and museums also make for cultured and cool visitors. A well-timed trip to the cinema allows you the ultimate indulgence of a couple of hours in a properly cool room. You could even order an indecently icy slush drink and experience the thrill of added brain freeze. For the ultimate quick fix, take a trip to the supermarket. Skip straight to the chilled food aisle and devote some serious time to debating the merits of petit pois versus garden peas. The M&S picnic section is also a great place for the overheated to linger – although you’re likely to leave weighed down with fancy stuffed olives and the like, considerably lighter of purse.

Woods and forests

For sun that twinkles, rather than blazes, seek out the sanctuary of a secluded forest. Wooded areas create their own microclimates that make them particularly enticing in hotter weather. The natural filter of the leaves and branches make them seem cooler. They’re also less windy, as the trees act as a natural windbreak, making for ideal picnic conditions: just take a look at Manet’s 1860s painting Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe for inspiration (stripping off optional).

These ideas for cool places to spend hot days in were originally published in issue 38 of The Simple Things. For more ideas on places to stay cool this summer, don’t miss our feature on rivers, waterways and lakes in our current July issue, in shops now, or available from our online store. 

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Outing | museums and galleries you might not have heard of

With museums and galleries reopening, we’re sharing a few lesser known gems that are worth seeking out this summer

We’re so lucky here in the UK to have some of the world’s most amazing museums and galleries available to us. From the wonders of the Science Museum in Kensington to the beautiful architecture of the Kelvingrove Gallery in Glasgow. From the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich to art by the sea at Tate St Ives. 

But look a little closer and almost every town and village in the UK has its own museum, some dedicated to local history, others simply collections of the weird and wonderful that someone has loved enough to put on display. There are museums of lawnmowers, collections of teapots (pictured above at Teapot Island in Kent) and everything in between. 

As museums and galleries begin slowly to open, we thought we’d share some of The Simple Things team’s favourites around the country. Perhaps you can visit them on your travels this summer? Don’t forget to send us a postcard! 

The Time Machine Museum of Science Fiction, Bromyard, Herefordshire

Editor Lisa Sykes recently visited the area and was disappointed to find this closed but having sadly pressed her nose against the glass is planning to return this summer and explore the Time Machine Museum thoroughly. It contains props, costumes and more from TV Science Fiction series including Doctor Who, Star Trek, Captain Scarlet, Thunderbirds, Red Dwarf and more, all displayed in a suitably creepy dungeon. It may be small but it’s like a TARDIS inside. In fact, there is a TARDIS inside. 

The Hat Works Museum, Stockport, Cheshire

The Hat Works Museum was a favourite haunt of Sub Editor Abbie Miller’s delightful mum, who was a fan of excellent millinery and loved a jaunt here. Abbie’s hoping to explore it again herself next time she’s back ‘home’. Housed in a Grade II listed Victorian mill, you can see hats of all manner as well as learning about the hatting industry and hat blocking. Visit just for the joy of asking a curator: “Where DID you get that hat?!” Check website for opening.

Kettle’s Yard, Cambridge

This gallery started life as a home, belonging to a Tate curator, Jim Ede, and it retains its warmth and personality, making it a firm favourite for Deputy Editor, Frances Ambler. As well as the fine art, there are plenty of plants, carefully considered arrangements of found natural objects and plenty of places to stop, pause and take it all in. Kettles Yard is a really magic place.

Ditchling Museum of Arts and Crafts

Whenever Editor-at-Large, Iona Bower gets an afternoon to herself she sneaks off to Ditchling in West Sussex to be mesmerised by the rows of natural dyes Eric Gill fonts at the Arts and Crafts Museum. Ditchling is a tiny village so the museum feels strangely huge within it, but it houses internationally important works by some of the artists and craftspeople who flocked to Ditchling during the 20th century. The museum also has a fabulous shop and the best salted caramel brownies in the county, all housed in a beautiful converted farm building. 

Pallant House Gallery, Chichester

Picture Researcher, Liz Boyd loves a day trip to Chichester to Pallant House Gallery, a permanent and rotating collection of artworks in a beautiful townhouse in picturesque streets. There’a a fabulous art shop there, too. 

Hillbrush Brush-making Museum, Mere, Somerset

As eclectic as they come, this museum of brush-making, attached to the Hillbrush factory, is a favourite with Commissioning Editor, Lindsey Harrad. If you’re taking children with you, it’s worth knowing that they provide an excellent kids’ information pack, which includes mini brushes, so that they can sweep their away around the museum. Check website for opening times. 

Derwent Pencil Museum, Keswick, Cumbria

In true Art Editor form, Joe McIntyre’s favourite museum is the Derwent Pencil Factory, home of the first pencil, and entered through its own graphite mine. You can also see secret WW2 pencils with hidden maps, an eight-metre long colouring pencil  and more. 

Pitt Rivers Museum, Oxford

Pitt Rivers is a favourite of Commissioning Editor, Karen Dunn, and is home to the University of Oxford’s archaeological and anthropological collections, including everything from totem poles to skulls. If you can manage to eat after that, there’s a decent cafe, too. 

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How to | make a kite

We’re all about the gusty adventures this month. Let’s go fly a kite!

We hope you like the kite illustration on our Blossom front cover for March. Inside the issue Jo Mattock has written a piece to inspire you to take your kite on an outing. If you don’t have time to dig yours out of the shed, here’s how to make one in moments.

You will need

• 2 straight sticks or pieces of cane (raid last year’s runner beans patch), one around 50cm and one around 60cm but you can make them bigger or smaller as you wish

• String

• Washi tape (you knew you’d find a practical use for it one day, didn’t you?)

• A piece of light fabric or strong paper to fit your kite frame (a bin liner will do in a kite-building emergency)

• Suitable glue

• Masking tape

• A long piece of fabric for your kite tail, plus fabric remnants
  
  
  

How to make your kite

1. Arrange your two sticks in a T-shape, with the shorter stick crossing the longer stick about a third of the way down. 

2. Wind string around and around at the point where the sticks join and tie it securely. Cover over the join with washi tape until you are certain the structure is secure. You can use a blob of superglue if you prefer, to anchor the string.

3. Use a pair of scissors to saw a small notch at either end of both sticks (4 notches), each about 3cm from the end. 

4. Tie a piece of string around the edge of your shape, forming a diamond, using the notches to secure the string with a knot at each corner.

5. Place your diamond shape on top of your fabric, paper or bin liner and draw around the outside of the shape, approx 5cm bigger all the way round, then cut out your shape.

6. Place the diamond frame back on your fabric. Squirt a line of glue all the way around the edge of the fabric diamond and then fold the edges over the string frame to stick down.

7. Use masking tape to secure the fabric to the frame all around the edge and across the stick frame.

8. Cut a length of string a bit longer than your spar (the shorter stick). We used 65cm of string for the 50cm cane. Tie to each end of the smaller stick so the string has plenty of slack.

9. For your flying line, tie a long piece of string to the middle of the slack string. Make it as long as you dare.

10. Create a tail for your kite with a long piece of string from the bottom and decorate it with pieces of fabric tied on. Decorate the front and back of the kite as you wish. 

11. Go fly a kite and send it soaring!

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Behind the scenes at the cathedral

Stay together, ladies and gents! We’re off on a tour of some of Britain’s best kept cathedral secrets

We’re so lucky to have some of the world’s best cathedrals on our doorsteps. Almost every town in Britain has a cathedral within striking distance and nearly all have their own peculiarities and curiosities to explore, from secret passages and underground tunnels to irreverent carvings and ancient graffiti. Here are a few to look out for to get you started next time you’re exploring a cathedral near you...

At Westminster Cathedral, make your way to the Henry VII chapel where you can see a statue of St Wilgefortis, a female saint best known for her flowing beard. Not something you see every day. It’s said that St Wilgefortis prayed for God to make her unattractive to her husband, and, overnight, she grew the luxuriant beard. 

The strong of stomach will be fascinated by the West facade of Lincoln Cathedral. The building is best known for its carvings of the Lincoln Imp but look up at its Western exterior and there are some altogether more impish goings on to be seen… Among them fornicators being punished by having their, ahem, fornicatory equipment eaten by wyverns, and devils torturing sinners by pulling their hair. Ouch! 

Look up, but with caution in the cloisters of Norwich Cathedral, where there are hundreds of beautifully carved bosses on the ceiling - including one of a naked man defecating on the people below. 

Sneak a peek under the seats in the choir stalls of Wells Cathedral and you’ll find dragons eating their own tails. 

At St Magnus’ Cathedral in Kirkwall, Orkney, 12th century graffiti artists have been at work. Have a look at the pillars in the interior of the building and you may spot waves, boats, harpoons and fish hooks. 

Have a careful look at the stained glass in Gloucester Cathedral. A window that dates back to 1350 depicts the earliest image of golf! Thankfully, 14th century golfers hadn’t yet discovered Pringle sweaters or lairy trousers, which might have proved too much for the stained glass artists. 

We were inspired to seek out these cathedral secrets after we read Walkie Talkie, our ‘outings’ feature in our September issue on how to get the most out of walking tours. Before you fill your Thermos and don your rucksack, pop to the shops and buy a copy of September’s’Begin’ issue for more inspiration.

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5 things | you probably should do on an island adventure

Take a leaf out of the Famous Five’s book and do it properly

Britain has 82 large islands around it, and more than 6,000 smaller ones. And each is special and worthy of an adventure in its own way.

In our May issue, we’ve an extract from Islandeering: Adventures Around the Edge of Britain’s Hidden Islands by Lisa Drewe (Wild Things Publishing) which has lots of great ideas for walks, swims and things to see on 50 islands in our archipelago. But to make life simple, if you’re off on your own island adventure this week, we’ve got five things you really should do to up the Blytonesque fun factor.

1. Eat something you foraged yourself. From cockles to dandelion leaves, it always tastes better when you found it rather than bought it. Pretend you’re stranded and it will taste even better!

2. Explore some rocks or ruins. Paddle in rock pools hunting for crabs or scramble up the banks of a ruined castle. Every discovery is exciting on your own island.

3. Ride out in a little boat if you can (take care to tie up your oars so no gold thieves can row your boat back out leaving you stranded a la Anne and George on Kirrin Island).

4. Plan a big walk - walking the perimeter of an island all around the coastline will give you a smug glow but if that’s not manageable walk the shortest path across it or perhaps up a significant hill. Be sure to take a map - or draw your own.

5. Take a picnic. Eat it on the sand, a rocky outcrop or find a more sedate picnic bench, wherever you like, but it must contain a fancy sandwich, some good cake and, obviously, lashings of ginger beer.

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The rules of Pooh Sticks

Simple and such fun: here’s how to play properly

Pooh Sticks, the game that’s made for anyone who just can’t help but pick up sticks in the forest, and is best played with a big crowd of friends, was originally invented (by Pooh himself, obviously) all alone and using pine cones. But Pooh had such larks dropping pine cones of the bridge in the Hundred Acre Wood and rushing to the other side to watch them come through, he shared it with all his friends.

If you wish to play on the actual bridge Pooh and friends used, you’ll need to head to Ashdown Forest in East Sussex, on which A.A. Milne based the books. The bridge itself is a footbridge which crosses a tributary of the Medway in Posingford Wood. It’s a lovely day out and - pro tip - if you fancy a Little Smackerel Of Something, the nearby village of Hartfield has a cafe named Pooh Corner with cakes a plenty and plenty of Milne memorabilia, too.

Pooh Corner’s owner Mike Ridley wrote a little booklet with the rules of Pooh Sticks in back in 1996 to mark the 70th anniversary of Winnie-the-Pooh. It’s rather charming and we think every spring picnic to somewhere near a river needs a copy of these rules in order to play Pooh Sticks Properly (A.A Milne capitals intended). So here they are:

First, you each select a stick and show it to your fellow competitors. You must agree which stick is which - or whose, as it were.

1. Check which way the stream is flowing. Competitors need to face the stream on the side where it runs in, under the bridge (upstream). Note: If the stream runs out, from under the bridge you are standing on the wrong side! (downstream).

2. Choose someone to be a Starter. This can be either the oldest or the youngest competitor.

3. All the competitors stand side by side facing upstream.

4. Each competitor holds their stick at arms length over the stream. The tall competitors should lower their arms to bring all the sticks to the same height over the stream as the shortest competitor's stick.

5. The starter calls, 'Ready - Steady - Go!" and all the competitors drop their sticks. Note: the stick must not be thrown into the water*.

6. At this point in the game all the players must cross to the downstream side of the bridge. Please take care - young players like to race across. Remember, other people use bridges and some of them have vehicles or horses.

7. Look over the edge of the bridge for the sticks to emerge. The owner of the first Stick to float from under the bridge, is the winner.

Remember: Falling into the water is SAD (Silly And Daft)!

*Eeyore apparently suggests dropping it ‘in a twitchy sort of way’ but we think doing so might risk disqualification.

In our March issue, which is in shops now, our Outing feature, In Search of Spring, looks more closely at Pooh Sticks (and how to win) as well as other days out for those seeking spring.

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